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LOWER SUGAR
Real fruit leads.
KID-APPROVED
Taste-tested by tiny tyrants.
PARENT-PROOF PACKAGING
One-hand open. Zero drama.
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Straight talk. Clean labels.
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Starter
Test the chaos.
Perfect for trying out Little Rebels
$19.99/8-pack
- 8 juice boxes
- 2 Berry Carnage flavors
- Free shipping
- Try before you commit
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Family
Fewer store runs.
For families ready to join the rebellion
$54.99/24-pack
- 24 juice boxes
- Mix of all flavors
- Free shipping
- 15% bulk discount
- Family chaos management
Chaos Pack
One box for everyone.
Maximum variety for maximum chaos
$57.99/Variety 24
- 24 juice boxes
- All 3 flavors included
- Free shipping
- New flavor previews
- Chaos coordinator badge
- Priority support
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