PICK YOUR
CHAOS LEVEL.
Honest pricing for honest drinks. No hidden fees, no weird auto-renewals, no retention calls.
PICK YOUR
CHAOS LEVEL.
All plans include free shipping and the right to complain about parenting on social media.
Starter
Test the chaos.
Perfect for trying out Little Rebels
- 8 juice boxes
- 2 Berry Carnage flavors
- Free shipping
- Try before you commit
Family
Fewer store runs.
For families ready to join the rebellion
- 24 juice boxes
- Mix of all flavors
- Free shipping
- 15% bulk discount
- Family chaos management
Chaos Pack
One box for everyone.
Maximum variety for maximum chaos
- 24 juice boxes
- All 3 flavors included
- Free shipping
- New flavor previews
- Chaos coordinator badge
- Priority support
All plans can be paused, cancelled, or modified anytime. Because life happens.
SUBSCRIPTION PERKS
Automatic Savings
10% off every subscription order, forever. The math works out nicely.
Flexible Delivery
Every 2, 4, or 6 weeks. Skip, pause, or modify anytime without penalty.
Early Access
First dibs on new flavors and limited editions. Because loyalty matters.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Delivery Timeline
- • Orders ship within 1-2 business days
- • 3-5 business days for delivery
- • Tracking provided for all orders
- • Signature not required
Shipping Areas
- • All 50 US states (free shipping)
- • Alaska & Hawaii (free, but slower)
- • International coming Q2 2024
- • Military APO/FPO addresses supported
QUESTIONS?
WE HAVE ANSWERS.
The stuff parents actually want to know, answered honestly.
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